The Kings Pizza

A long time ago a king who lived in Cardiff Castle, Setlnd. The castle was gigantic, it has a clock tower and it had some apartments. The king at that time was called King Wright. One day King Wright looked at this dinner menu and he decided to order a pizza. It had on it some cheese, tomatoes and ham. It would be one of his biggest mistakes of his life!! The pizza was delicious!! But he left one piece and he chucked it in the bin.  But over time the pizza grew arms and legs and jumped up out of garbage bin, it has now been two days since King Wright ordered the pizza and the pizza started to destroy the town! King Wright instructed all of his soldiers to kill the pizza, but the pizza just chucked cheese and ham at the soldiers. The soldiers were buried under ham and cheese. Then he chucked a piece at Humpty Dumpty who was sat on a wall! Poor Humpty Dumpty. The pizza has now grown into a whole pizza. The pizza had a brain wave, he got some more ham and cheese and he started to throw it around the town. The pieces of ham and cheese were so big and so large that whatever the pieces of pizza hit it would just destroyed it. The king ordered that all of the population of Setlnd get into the boats and sail away. The pizza got a big hunk of cheese and hurled it at Connerside Dam. The Dam split open!  Then a wall of water engulfed the island. Two minutes later the island disappeared. Not all the people survived. The people bought some land of England and called it Wales. The pizza went into Wales. King Wright instructed the people to fight. CHARGE, Bang three gun shot’s went off into three slices of the pizza. But a gunshot didn’t get in a piece of the pizza, the pizza died.